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Former Lovers Wage Bliss War via Condo Facebook Page
ATLANTA–A former couple is waging a bitter passive aggressive bliss war via their Brookhaven condo association Facebook page. Jake Siffard and Maria Chundle, previously known by their couple name...
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Racism Still a Huge Problem in Ameri- Holy Shit a Facebook Redesign!
Oh, man, that was close. I almost spent a full 24 hours pondering the social issues with which our society struggles, but I just signed into Facebook this morning and POW! Total new redesign! You’d...
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Facebook to Begin Charging for Political Posts
MENLO PARK–Facebook announced this morning that it would begin charging small sums of money to allow political posts on its popular social media site. The move comes as a surprise to posters, who feel...
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Now That the Zombies are Actually Here, I Regret Saying I Would Fight Them
I had a lot of fun putting stickers on my car that say “Zombie Elimination Team,” but now that there’s an actual international outbreak that is steadily wiping out humanity, I regret it very much. I...
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I Posted on Facebook About A Missing Girl After They’d Already Found Her and...
Thanks a lot, friends. Here I am, doing the best I can for my fellow man, or in this case an abducted child, and all I get is the overwhelming sense that I am a colossal idiot. Can I help it that I’m...
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City Notices Braves Already Changed Facebook Relationship Status to “Single”
ATLANTA–The City of Atlanta noticed, while browsing Facebook late Thursday night, that the Braves baseball team has changed its relationship status from “In a relationship,” to “single,” skipping...
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Stray Dog Found Sleeping in Trash Now Sleeping on Warm Bed of Facebook Likes
ATLANTA, GA–A stray dog that formerly made its bed on a pile of garbage will be sleeping a bit more comfortably tonight thanks to its warm envelope of Facebook thumbs up clicks, or “likes.” The pup,...
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Man Somehow Proud of Facebook Movie Depicting a Vacuous Douche
ATLANTA, GA–Against all reason, local insurance adjuster Bud Preeds is proud of his Facebook “Look Back” movie, even though it clearly depicts the aimless, empty life of a complete douche. Preeds...
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Ten Programs Also Reduced by GSU
You may have heard that Georgia State has reduced its student run radio stations hours to just 10 overnight hours on air, leaving the rest to be broadcast over the internet. Outrage fetishist students...
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Aging Father Has No Idea How Much His Children Love Him on Facebook
ATLANTA, GA–Vincent Pernod, 78, is spending his twilight years awash in the warm glow of the love of his two children, Kathy, 32, and Will, 35, according to Facebook status updates. Both children...
View ArticleFormer Lovers Wage Bliss War via Condo Facebook Page
ATLANTA–A former couple is waging a bitter passive aggressive bliss war via their Brookhaven condo association Facebook page. Jake Siffard and Maria Chundle, previously known by their couple name...
View ArticleRacism Still a Huge Problem in Ameri- Holy Shit a Facebook Redesign!
Oh, man, that was close. I almost spent a full 24 hours pondering the social issues with which our society struggles, but I just signed into Facebook this morning and POW! Total new redesign! You’d...
View ArticleFacebook to Begin Charging for Political Posts
MENLO PARK–Facebook announced this morning that it would begin charging small sums of money to allow political posts on its popular social media site. The move comes as a surprise to posters, who feel...
View ArticleNow That the Zombies are Actually Here, I Regret Saying I Would Fight Them
I had a lot of fun putting stickers on my car that say “Zombie Elimination Team,” but now that there’s an actual international outbreak that is steadily wiping out humanity, I regret it very much. I...
View ArticleI Posted on Facebook About A Missing Girl After They’d Already Found Her and...
Thanks a lot, friends. Here I am, doing the best I can for my fellow man, or in this case an abducted child, and all I get is the overwhelming sense that I am a colossal idiot. Can I help it that I’m...
View ArticleCity Notices Braves Already Changed Facebook Relationship Status to “Single”
ATLANTA–The City of Atlanta noticed, while browsing Facebook late Thursday night, that the Braves baseball team has changed its relationship status from “In a relationship,” to “single,” skipping...
View ArticleStray Dog Found Sleeping in Trash Now Sleeping on Warm Bed of Facebook Likes
ATLANTA, GA–A stray dog that formerly made its bed on a pile of garbage will be sleeping a bit more comfortably tonight thanks to its warm envelope of Facebook thumbs up clicks, or “likes.” The pup,...
View ArticleMan Somehow Proud of Facebook Movie Depicting a Vacuous Douche
ATLANTA, GA–Against all reason, local insurance adjuster Bud Preeds is proud of his Facebook “Look Back” movie, even though it clearly depicts the aimless, empty life of a complete douche. Preeds...
View ArticleTen Programs Also Reduced by GSU
You may have heard that Georgia State has reduced its student run radio stations hours to just 10 overnight hours on air, leaving the rest to be broadcast over the internet. Outrage fetishist students...
View ArticleAging Father Has No Idea How Much His Children Love Him on Facebook
ATLANTA, GA–Vincent Pernod, 78, is spending his twilight years awash in the warm glow of the love of his two children, Kathy, 32, and Will, 35, according to Facebook status updates. Both children...
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